On The Nights I Want To Strangle My Husband

1. Meditate/Pray

2. Take a bath

3. Put on your headphones and blast some Mary J Blige

4. Write him a letter (and give it to him or keep it, but either way, this gets the feelings out)

5. Journal

6. Go for a walk/to the gym

7. Bake a cake

8. Watch TV

9. Begin a new novel

10. Map out your five year plan

11. Kiss your children

12. Or… kiss your husband… and let it go Trust me, it’s not worth the jail time… (I’ve considered it).